Well, i played D&D for the first time today.. it was very fun! honestly i had no idea most of what i was doing, but being a cool armored big ass tanky character was cool. we fought some goblins and my friend got critted 2 times in a row and went down to 1 hitpoint... then some weird ass slug creature came out and almost killed everyone else except me, i was literally untouched in all of these interactions. after we got it low it exploded all over us, covering all of us in slime and it was so confusing. then my other friend got punished by a divine talking tree and got his insides shrunk by 40%.

we're doing pathfinder btw

all in all, fun experience! this is an awesome refreshing game because of all the freedom i got, and also because i could talk like my schizophrenic religion-head, cultist, tyrannical ratfolk "paladin". (she thinks shes a chosen one by god but is actually just a fucking lunatic, this is heavily affecting everything our party does lol)

(friends talking about when you fail heal spell)